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Women, however, preferred innocuous lines and had a greater aversion to cute/flippant lines than men, while men had a greater preference for direct opening gambits than women. We don't have direct access to a person's characteristics, so we underlying traits from overt behaviors.This basic pattern has been found over and over again in a variety of settings, including singles bars. One study found that people perceive those who use innocuous lines as smarter and sexier than those who use cute/flippant lines.Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.” “Are you a magician??? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.” “Are you a Snickers bar? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.” “Are you an orphanage? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox! Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.” “Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue? ” “Hey baby, I’d like to herd by cattle in your fertile valley.” “Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes! ” “I hope you like coffee…because I always have Folgers in my Cup” “I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.” “I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.” “I just had to come talk with you. ] My heart.” “I thought happiness started with an H. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.” “I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen” “I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you? I’m sitting on my wallet.” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.” “I’m not staring at your boobs. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.” “I’m sorry, were you talking to me? 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Sweetness is my weakness.” “I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are! ” “I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.” “I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.” “I seem to have lost my phone number. ” “I sneezed because God blessed me with you.” “I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I think I love you but I can’t be sure until I kiss you…” “I think my heart just lagged.” “I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.” “I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW! ” “I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.” “I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.” “I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.” “I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.” “I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.” “I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.” “I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.” “I won’t give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.” “I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! I’m staring at your heart.” “I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… [No] Well then, please start.” “I’ll be Burger King and you be Mc Donald’s. ” “I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT! ” “If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…” “If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.” “If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.” “So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over? Not in my case.” “You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.” “You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! Gratefully, psychologists have spent years of celibacy trying to understand the psychology behind pick-up lines for your own benefit. First impressions matter, and our opening few lines can either energize the interaction or cause the other person to look around for the nearest exit. I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.” “Do you know what my shirt is made of? Well I have a hump-back at my place.” “Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.” “Do you remember me? Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.” “Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.” “Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart? I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.” “For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Let’s get out of here.” “Hi, do you want to have my children? ” “Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you? Hi, I’m (insert name here).” “How was heaven when you left it?
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🙂 “A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.” “Are you a banana? Cause you are purrrfect” “Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? Because without you, I’d die.” “Are you on Nickelodeon? ” “Baby, I’m an American Express lover…you shouldn’t go home without me.” “Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT! (No.) That’s a shame, I’d sure like to.” “Do I know you? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.” “Do you have a map? ” “Girl, you remind me of The Hurtlocker, ’cause damn you’re the bomb! Guy: My testicles are the same size.” “Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.” “Hello are you married? ’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’? Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend? and my heart.” “Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. ] Because I need your name and number.” “Hey how many boyfriends have you had? ” “Hey I see your wearing clothes, I’m wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.” “Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? ” “I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.” “I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.” “I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker” around with.” “I have an “owie” on my lip. ” “I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. ” “I have some hard code I want to try your compiler on.” “I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. It says that you’re not wearing any underwear, is that true? ” “I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen.
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A damn little kid with wings shot me.” “Can you take me to the bakery? ” “Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.” “Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves! ” “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? I can practically see myself in them.” “Did you fart? ” “I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? ” “I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.” “I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.” “I’m lost. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.” “I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.” “I’ll make you shiver when I deliver.” “I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.” “I’m a burglar and I’m gonna smash your backdoor in.” “I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now! ” “If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.” “If I was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.” “If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.” “If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.” “If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.” “If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.” “If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me? I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams! ” “So, you must be the reason men fall in love.” “Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel! ” “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” “You know, Dr.